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Mason Williams

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Them Moose Goosers

How about them Moose goosers, Ain't they recluse?
Up in them boondocks, goosin' them moose
Goosin' them huge moose, goosin' them tiny,
Goosin them meadow moose in they hinny!

Look at them Moose goosers, Ain't they dumb?
Some use an umbrella, some use they thumb.
Them obtuse Moose goosers, sneakin' through the woods,
pokin' they snoozey moose in they goods

How to be a Moose gooser?  It'll turn you puce;
Get your gooser loose, and rouse a drowsy moose!


Them Lunch Toters

How about them Lunch Toters, Ain't they a bunch?
Goin off to work, a totin' they lunch.
Totin' them vittles, Totin' that chow,
Eatin' it later, totin' it now!

Look at them Lunch Toters, Ain't they funny?
Some use a paper sack, Some use a gunny.
Them food frugal Lunch Toters, Ain't they wise?
Totin' they lunch, made by they wives.

How to be a Lunch Toters?  If I may emote it;
Gitchy wife to fix it, go to work and tote it!


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